this is how i ask girls out irl
I wonder if this works?
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:D
Message for my EX enjoy :)
:)
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
Yeah this seems about right.
Fuck yeah :P
cat physics
I FUCKING THOUGHT THIS WAS A SNAKE
Is that even a live cat?
How can a cat find that comfy yet I can’t even get comfy in a cat bed.
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FUCK YOU BRIAN
That is really what you say to your son!
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Cat
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